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"I think I made a perfect House of the Dead movie, because it really shows how the game is."
- Uwe Boll
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An Open Letter to Uwe Boll
July 20th, 2006
Dear Dr. Uwe Boll,
Please stop making movies.
Every time you make a movie a puppy gets run over by a car.
That's just is not right.
Those ten flat puppies deserved better.
This simple fact should be more than enough to convince you that your life has taken a wrong turn.
That maybe a higher being has given "Uwe Boll the Director" a giant dead-puppy-thumbs-down.
There should be no need to mention all of the negative public support that your have garnered over the last few years.
Not only with your horendous films, but with your public comments as well.
Continuing down your directorial path is akin to you opening up a puppy mortuary.
You don't want to be the lead medical examiner of a puppy mortuary.
Do you?
Please stop making movies.
Sincerely,
JMD
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